For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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