Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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