Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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