I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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