If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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