Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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