trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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