She said her name was "party"
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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