He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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