ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Sorry about my life...
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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