Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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