Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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