I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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