What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
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She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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