he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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