im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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