:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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