On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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