omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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