Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
My feet surprised me
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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