I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
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I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
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