Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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