i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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