Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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