Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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