We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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