yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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