Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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