I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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