Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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