I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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