Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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