At least make sure they are 18
Why
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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