Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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