Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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