i don't plan on having that self control this summer
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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