Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
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I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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