He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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