Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
