believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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