Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
