you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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