So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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