I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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