hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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