But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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