This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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