Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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