There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Pooping to opera.
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