I'll bet she douches with gravy.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
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at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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