If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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