hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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