GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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