If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
