lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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