I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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