i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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